THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.
learn how to suffer & like it
JOSEPH THIS IS US
i would pay $1000 to see Obama in Frozone’s super suit
this is the most important post
$10000 if he and Michelle acted the scene out
not sure we could raise enough for them to actually do it but we could try
#someone kickstart that shit
Voglio innamorarmi in modo che la sola vista di un uomo, anche a un isolato di distanza, mi faccia tremare, penetrandomi tutta, mi indebolisca, mi faccia sussultare addolcendomi e sciogliendomi qualcosa tra le gambe. È così che voglio innamorarmi, così totalmente che il solo pensiero di lui mi porti all’orgasmo.
ah ecco da dove vengono le psicopatiche
Almost there, Bill (even though I don’t think they’ll use this technology on people in Africa)
the number of textposts about the failures of the education system increases exponentially as final season approaches
*i dont actually know what an exponential graph looks like*
The american sex education system.
It actually blows my mind how many people in university take stimulant drugs to study. I feel like it must be at least half the student population…
But it’s because they’ve created this school environment where it’s impossible to keep a good GPA unless you’re only sleeping 3 hours a night and…
this is everything
Dear Mom and Dad,
This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat
yo gettin married at 22 sounds a lot like leavin a party at 9:30 pm