— Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via simply-quotes)
is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out
When a game has “And you.” in the special thanks section of the credits.
u know yr fucked when someone is so fine u can’t even look at them directly u gotta glance at them out of the corner of your eye like yr lookin at the sun
i guess you could call this
a moist owlet